Behold the great and powerful Wierdo


Marian. 16. Maryland. Cubby. I am an Alien are you an alien. If so I'd would like if we took off to our planet together to make babies that will destroy earth. Just being wierd. We could be Wierd together but you playing them games.

  

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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If you expose her nudes
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Marry me. Let’s spend our nights eating cereal on the floor when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.

Marry me. We can go to the movie theatre and sit in the very back row just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.

Marry me. We’ll paint the rooms of our house and get more paint on us than on the walls.

Marry me. We can hold hands and go to parties that we end up ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub together.

Marry me. Slow dance with me in our bedroom with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.

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fuegolopez:

Im a sinner…who’s probably gonna sin again…
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(i) You will meet a boy whose lips will taste like raspberries
He will ask you to send him pictures of yourself, in your most intimate state
Do not do it, he is poison, he will use them for his own pleasure then leave you wondering
why you aren’t good enough
Your body is beautiful, but your mind is to die for
He is insignificant

(ii) You will be on the beach one day, a popular girl will point out the stretch marks that delicately lick your hips
She will look you in the eyes and laugh
Don’t you dare cover them up
You are a tiger
You have earned your fucking stripes

(iii) Do not confuse lust with love
You might feel like your insides are melting when he touches your thighs
But it will not be worth the pain of you lying on the bathroom floor sobbing at 4am after he finds someone new

(iv) Wear your favourite shoes all the time
It doesn’t matter if they go with your outfit
So what if they’re bright red?
If you love them wear them

(v) Masturbate
Find out what feels good for you
Don’t ever be ashamed either
You need to find out how to bring yourself to climax
So that you can teach him or her just how you like it, don’t waste time

(vi) Be polite, but if you don’t like something you have no obligation to go through with it
‘No’ is a complete sentence
It does not require justification or explanation

(vii) If you meet someone and he cannot come to terms with the fact that hair grows from your legs, your armpits and your vagina then he does not deserve to be within 10ft of you
You are under no obligation to shave

(viii) Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina
It is not supposed to smell like a fucking fruit basket
If he says he will not go down on you because he ‘does not like the smell’
Direct him to the door
Tell him to go and fuck a melon

(ix) If you meet a stranger with green hair that sticks up in all the wrong places
Listen to them
Learn from them, drink in their passion and curiosity

(x) Your mistakes do not define you
Don’t let them keep you awake at night

(xi) You do not need someone else to complete you
You are a masterpiece
Stop waiting for a boy to come and sweep you off your feet
Go on dates, to the cinema, to restaurants
It is okay to do things by yourself
You need to know how to be content with being alone

(xii) Your first and last love should always be yourself.

-Dear Sixteen Year Old Self // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

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flyerdada:

Ohh how I love doing this 😏🙈
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nitrogen:

(18+)
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kinkydonuts:

don’t trust anyone so I watch my own back

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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If you need to lie to yourself for a little bit in order to get over someone, so be it. Tell yourself you don’t care. Tell yourself ten times a day for a week until you don’t need to anymore because you’ve got other things to focus on. Until you realize it’s no longer a lie and that you don’t need them at all. Because, that’s the truth, you don’t need anybody else. You’re alive. And out of some crazy odds, you exist right now on this tiny planet in this gigantic, infinite universe in this very moment. And if realizing that isn’t enough to allow you to move on, then tell THAT to yourself ten times a day for another week. Because that’s not even a lie. And soon the thought of whoever was stifling your existence will no longer hold any relevance in your mind. Because in the end, the only relevant thing in your life is yourself.
-Pep talk I gave myself (via youwish—jellyfish)

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all-lime-toe:

i want a boyfriend who looks like a total asshole but is actually a huge softie and a dork who plays video games all day and eats pizza and sleeps a lot aka michael clifford

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