Behold the great and powerful Wierdo


Marian. 16. Maryland. Cubby. I am an Alien are you an alien. If so I'd would like if we took off to our planet together to make babies that will destroy earth. Just being wierd. We could be Wierd together but you playing them games.

  

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thrashturbate:

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agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

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I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all.
-(via codyduong)

(Source: lilith-not-eve, via codyduong)

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nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

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Tumblr Themes at the resturant with bae

waitress:  *fills his glass with ice water*
me:  *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:  you want my man or something?
her:  wh-wat?
me:  i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:  I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:  everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:  aye calm down
me:  nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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shanzisontheway:

在途中
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wasabiball:

:)
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absolute-tripper:

asylum-art:

Martín De Pasquale:Photography

this is fucking with my head woah
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tea-fairry:
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mileycyrusbabe:

:(