Behold the great and powerful Wierdo

Marian. 16. Maryland. Cubby. I am an Alien are you an alien. If so I'd would like if we took off to our planet together to make babies that will destroy earth. Just being wierd. We could be Wierd together but you playing them games.


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Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via breezyinthebronx)

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somebody posted that post on twitter and the dude seen it and was rlly happy :)
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This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”
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(Source: snazziest, via helloimcassandra)

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August Alsina. ©fyeahiloveaugustalsina
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The fuck ! 
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a year of makeup.
(minus my gore makeup)
are yall tired of my face yet?? 
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Tech accessory   ❤ liked on Polyvore
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VANS ‘Sk8-Hi Slim Zip’ trainers   ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more vans shoes)
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T shirt   ❤ liked on Polyvore
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ALL SIZES Half Simpsons Half Distressed & Studded High Waisted Shorts   ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more destroyed high waisted shorts)
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How to get a boyfriend
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I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
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I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via breezyinthebronx)

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This is just so awful it breaks my heart that adults can let something like this happen to a baby and not do anything. God bless her and her family cause if this was my child all hell would break loose at that school